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TheDgtl • View topic - Things that make you go "hmmmm..."

Things that make you go "hmmmm..."

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Jeyge
 
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Things that make you go "hmmmm..."

Postby Jeyge » October 31st, 2011, 7:15 am

One admin and one mod is currently looking at post about the plugins with trojans in them and another mod is looking at post. I wonder how many admins/mods you now have reading your forums. :)

Jeyge
 
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Re: Things that make you go "hmmmm..."

Postby Jeyge » October 31st, 2011, 7:23 am

Add 2 more mods to the first post. Now that I think about it though, they are probably just looking for where Drakia made the forums an unwelcome place for the average user so they can update the MCF forum.

Drakia
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Re: Things that make you go "hmmmm..."

Postby Drakia » October 31st, 2011, 7:31 am

Haha, probably, it's a shame they have a tendency of doing things like this:
https://github.com/Bukkit/CraftBukkit/c ... b#comments
in public places, Dinnerbone doesn't sound very welcoming :(

Jeyge
 
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Re: Things that make you go "hmmmm..."

Postby Jeyge » October 31st, 2011, 7:02 pm

I just noticed that every admin and mod (with the exception of the one mod who locked their profile) has been online today at some point. It is good to see they are perhaps finally taking things a little more seriously. They even demoted one of their inactive mods.

Lyman59
 
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Re: Things that make you go "hmmmm..."

Postby Lyman59 » December 30th, 2011, 9:18 pm

1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

3 . Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ****?

5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?

6. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

13. What do people in China call their good plates?

14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

16. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

17. What do you call male ballerinas?

18. Can blind people see in their dreams? Do they dream??

19. If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner?

20. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

24. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

25. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

26. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your ***?

27. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?



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